homebody — two-tone hat

A hat for going outside, made for the woman who'd rather not. Wear it to the porch. Wear it to the mailbox. Wear it on the couch, honestly — we're not in charge of you.

Ironic? A little. Accurate? Completely.

Details: Structured two-tone cap — cream crown, brown brim — with curved bill and adjustable snapback closure. One size fits most. "homebody" embroidered in brown thread. Spot clean only.